egos

who the hell do people think they are? i have never once walked into a place and assummed that i was better than anyone else. how can other people do this?

example one: buckhead moms. just because your husband bought you a bmw/mercedes/jaguar... does not mean that you are better than me. you do not deserve to go frist, you do not deserve to disobey the traffic laws, and just because you stick your 5karat diamond ring hand out the window and wave, does not mean i will let you go ahead of me in the traffic line. my honda and i deserve to get to the mall just as much as you do, maybe more, since that pair of shoes is the only one i can afford, whereas your over indulged ass can have any of the thousands of pairs on any other day.

example two: tall blonds. i dont care if you dated a member of hootie and the blowfish. that does not mean that you get to have that night off of work to see them with your new boyfriend. and for the record, the people in the crowd are not "regular people" they are the same as you. just cause you had sex with a so called "rock star," if you can even call him that, does not mean that he still knows your name or that you are special. you are probably one of a thousand that he "dated" and sleeping with someone does not make them your boyfriend. just because your vagina did not get you a backstage pass this time is not a reason to get depressed, or for that matter, to overcompensate by bragging about your conquests. i like my thursdays off!

next example: james beard award winners/bobby flay. congrats, you can cook. i enjoy that you enjoy your job, but do not let this go to your head. if i want a picture with you by the host of a party that we are both attending, suck it up, you got an invite, at least let them get a pic. if i come up to you to tell you that a mutal friend of ours says hi and i try to reintroduce myself in a totally appropriate time and place, dont blow me off. that doesnt make you cool. take your duck breast back, tuck your arm candy's breasts back in, and perhaps ask how a supposed friend of yours is doing. he is in rehab, thanks for asking. and eventhough you did not say hi back to our mutual aquantaince, i will say that you did, so there, asshole.

last example: trust fund babies. just because you have money does not mean that you are smart, that you are good looking, or that anything you have to say is worthwhile or funny, let alone entertaining. infact, did you even make up those jokes on your own or did you buy them? how much did your watch cost? i dont give a fuck! also, just because your parents got you into harvard, does not mean that you will do well or learn anything when your nanny does your work this time around. you will continue to be vapid. rich, but vapid. i would rather hear about how hard you worked to earn your promotion, than to hear that your grandfather died and gave you a cool ten million. ps- the girl laughing at your jokes and saying your hot, heard about the money, and does not care/know your name. dont marry her.

thats a lot huh? i hate entitled people. go fuck yourselves, because at the very least, you do indeed deserve just that.

inconsiderate people

so if i tell you that im excited to have certain days off to go skydiving to my friends bachelorette party and you then ask off for those very same days right afterwards, before i get a chance to, you are automatically deemed inconsiderate and i shall shun you! so there!

ok so i wont shun you but i am very mad and i cant say anything cause then i look like a bitch, i think, or maybe you still do, but none the less, i am pissed!

why im blogging

so, i always thought that blogging was silly, but my friends say that i go off on "rants" and i figured, if i wrote them out, i might not blow up like i do from time to time

todays rant: inconsiderate people and deadlines

if you are going to ask me to do something for you, at least have the common decentcey to invite the person who will be doing all the work to the meeting... ie ME!!! also, dont then tell me that you have made a list of things you need me to do and that you have a dealine as well!!! yes, i can get it done, yes it will be done right, but it would have been done with less stress and more dedication because there would have been no animosity! lastly, i love my job, so please, dont do this anymore and lead me to hate it.